Prom
He tractor!
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Because he was alfredo the dark!
A Friar
McDonald's knows how to use salt
The horses name was Friday.
Friday by Rebecca Black
They get toad away.
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
A Haiku.
I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.
Because he had no body to go with!
Because he couldn't find a Date!
By watching corn!
They go Bar Hopping!...
The crow bar.