Prom
He Tractor.
Where's my tractor?
They come out at night!
Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
Immigrants
To the Allahu Akbar
it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!
Toad.
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)
A bunch of offended Tumblrinas
Because it had nobody.
He looks for the punchline
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
Make blonde jokes!
They go Bar Hopping!...