By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
He has a big E on his pajamas.
With a chihuahua pedal.
A 401(K-9).
He per-prosed
Guac-A-Mole.
Plan C-ya.
She went out with the tide.
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
You pop up all night.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.