What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

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What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman?

On the astronaughty step.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

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What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !