Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.