How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)