Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house