Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant