Insect Jokes

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

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What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

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Laying mantises.

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relationshipgulls

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

How do you make cultured milk?

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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest

What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.