What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.