What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction