How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post