How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."