And Abori-genie.
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Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
That's not funny..."
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
By seducing it
A: You get light music.
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
Lamp post
They're antisocial lights.
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.
To send people to the other side.
Because they didn't Lajka.
well many how???
One. We're efficient not funny!
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
What are your Hemsworth?
It is the language of Wales.
Kids are their definition of a good time.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
A: A baseball team
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
A community centre
The leisure centre.