What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.