What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"