Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.