A crip
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Coffee Mug
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
An emo-g
Cause all their pants are half-off
Suge Knight Shyamalan.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
He got eballa
Glock-amole
He said : "Nah amine"
Someone dropped a dime on him.
Gmail
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On the Yeast Side.
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
Twelve, you got a problem with that
Rady O'Gaga
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Ridley Scott. Thank you.
They both sang at the police.
The game ends when they catch the snitch
Super Bait
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Obi Juan Shinobi
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
