Gangster Jokes

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood

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What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.