Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood