Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents