Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents