Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden