Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*