Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*