What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.