What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents