What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.