What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !