How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

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What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

What did one repost say to another?

Well the flag is a big plus!

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How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?