Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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You shall not gas!"

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Scissor me timbers!

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!