How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays