How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.