How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.