What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

Percent Jokes More Percent Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

Mitt Romney Jokes More Mitt Romney Jokes

Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.