Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
You cry when you cut up an onion.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Divorce
Two Kwanzaas
The one percent
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
