Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

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How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown?

A .

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Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

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