How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

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Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles?

So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.