How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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The elephant remembers.

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!