How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.