How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log