How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile