How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.