How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.