Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"