Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One? Or two?