Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....