Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.