Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.