Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.