Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.