Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.