What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.