What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.