What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.