What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla