What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity