What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho