Insert Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.