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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between racism and chinese ?

racism has many faces

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod