Insert coin
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Both say Please insert Bill.
Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)
Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)
Banned from the zoo.
AIDS for humanity
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.
A. Banned from the Zoo.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
The vending machine.
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS
Hearing AIDS
Holding the pig together.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
One's organized.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Another day.
Hebrewed it.
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
Christian Bale.
Batman can go into a store without robin....
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.