The vending machine.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Both say Please insert Bill.
It was soda pressing.
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
Vending machines.
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
You know you want it, Honey"
Because they're all out of cervix
Fireunemployed.
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
An ATM machine
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
They both say insert Bill here
A double quarter pounder with cheese.
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
With their aye-phones.
The trainer responds, "The ATM"