What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here