What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"