What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"