What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.