What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"