Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Because of the Free Exercise Clause.