Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Basis Jokes More Basis Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.