What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde