What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.