What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

T Jokes More T Jokes

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.