Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own?

His car.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof