Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way