What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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Rub him with oinkment.

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.